Saint Patrick was kidnapped by Irish raiders and served as a slave sheep herder.
He claimed “God told him in a dream to escape” and booked it 200+ miles to find a ship to Britain.
Reunited with his family, all that shit.
Then, later on, he decided to go back to Ireland to give my ancestors the *beautiful gift of Christianity* as a dedicated purpose because again “he heard a voice in a dream calling him back”.
Puzzleheaded_Cup8723 on
White Freaknik is crazy. I thought that was Cinco de Mayo.
Azuravelle on
Calling St.Patrick’s day “white freaknik” is a hilariously accurate way to describe the chaos 😭
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Alabama leprechaun??
Religion is some wild shit.
According to the legend.
Saint Patrick was kidnapped by Irish raiders and served as a slave sheep herder.
He claimed “God told him in a dream to escape” and booked it 200+ miles to find a ship to Britain.
Reunited with his family, all that shit.
Then, later on, he decided to go back to Ireland to give my ancestors the *beautiful gift of Christianity* as a dedicated purpose because again “he heard a voice in a dream calling him back”.
White Freaknik is crazy. I thought that was Cinco de Mayo.
Calling St.Patrick’s day “white freaknik” is a hilariously accurate way to describe the chaos 😭
